A：
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
AFAIC = As Far As I’m Concerned
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFK = Away From Keyboard
AIAMU = And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle
AISI = As I See It
AKA = Also Known As
AMBW = All My Best Wishes
ANFAWFOWS = And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
AOTS = All Of The Sudden
ASAFP = As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
ATST = At The Same Time
AWGTHTGTTA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh Again
AYSOS = Are You Stupid Or Something
B：
B4 = Before
B4N = Bye For Now
BBFBBM = Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF = Be Back In A Few
BBL = Be Back Later
BBN = Bye Bye Now
BCNU = Be Seein’ You
BF = Boyfriend
BFD = Big Fing Deal
BFN = Bye For Now
BHOF = Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF = Basis In Fact
BITD = Back In The Day
Biz = Business
BM = Byte Me
BMOTA = Byte Me On The Ass
BNF = Big Name Fan
BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BR = Bathroom
BRB = Be Right Back
BRT = Be Right There
BS = Big Smile
BT = Byte This
BTDT = Been There Done That
BTSOOM = Beats The Sh Out Of Me
BTW = By The Way
BTWBO = Be There With Bells On
BWDIK = But What Do I Know?
BWO = Black, White or Other
C：
Cam = Web Camera
CIAO = Goodbye (in Italian)
CID = Consider It Done
CIO = Check It Out
CIS = CompuServe Information Service
CMF = Count My Fingers
Cof$ = Church of Scientology
CRAFT = Can’t Remember A Fing Thing
CRAWS = Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh
CSL = Can’t Stop Laughing
CTC = Choaking The Chicken
CU = See You
CUL/CYL/CUL8R = See You Later
CWYL = Chat With You Later
CYA = Cover Your Ass
D：
DBEYR = Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DD = Due Diligence
DDD = Direct Distance Dial
DETI = Don’t Even Think It
DGT = Don’t Go There
DHYB = Don’t Hold Your Breath
DIIK = Damned If I Known
DILLIGAD = Do I Look Like I Give A damn
DILLIGAS = Do I Look Like I Give A Sh
DKDC = Don’t Know Don’t Care
DL = Download
DLTM = Don’t Lie To Me
DQYDJ = Don’t Quit You’re Day Job
DRIB = Don’t Read If Busy
DS = Dunce Smiley
DYSTSOTT = Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E：
EG = Evil Grin
EOM = End Of Message
ESO = Equipment Smarter than Operator
F：
F2F/FTF = Face To Face
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question
FBKS = Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FE = For Example/Fatal Error
FF&PN = Fresh Fields And Pastures New
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FTASB = Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FT = Faint
FTL = Faster Than Light
FTTB = For The Time Being
FUBAR = Fed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB = Fed Up Beyond Belief
FUD = (Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FWIW = For What It’s Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
FYM = For Your Misinformation
G：
G2G = Got To Go
G8T/GR8 = Great
GAL = Get A Life
GDGD = Good,Good
GF = girlfriend
GG = Good Game/Gotta Go
GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST = Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
GL = Good Luck
GLYASDI = God Loves You And So Do I
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GNBLFY = Got Nothing But Love For You
GR&D = Grinning Running And Ducking
GRRRR = "Growling"
GSOAS = Go Sit On A Snake
GTG = Got To Go
GTGB = Got To Go, Bye
GTGP = Got To Go Pee
GTH = Go To Hell
GTSY = Glad To See Ya
GYPO = Get Your Pants OffBE A QUEEN.
H：
HAGO = Have A Good One
HAK = Hugs And Kisses
HB = Hurry Back
HD = Hold
HHO1/2K = Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK = Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HIOOC = Help! I’m Out Of Coffee
Howz = How is
HTH = Hope This (That) Helps
HUA = Heads Up Ace
HUYA = Head Up You’re a
I：
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IANAC = I Am Not A Crook
IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer
IBT = In Between Technology
IBTD = I Beg To Differ
IC = I See/In Character
IDGAF = I Don’t Give A F
IDGI = I Don’t Get It
IDK = I Don’t Know
IDKY = I Don’t Know You
IDST = I Didn’t Say That
IDTS = I Don’t Think So
IFAB = I Found A Bug
IFU = I Fed Up
IGGP = I Gotta Go Pee
IIIO = Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD = If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly
IIWM = If It Were Me
ILICISCOMK = I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILY = I Love You
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
INMP = It’s Not My Problem
INPO = In No Particular Order
IOH = I’m Outta Here
IOW = In Other Words
IRL = In Real Life
ISS = I Said So
ITM = In The Money
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
IYSS = If You Say So
J：
J/C = Just Checking
J/K = Just Kidding!
J/W = Just Wondering
JAFO = Just Another Fing Onlooker
K：
K/KK = OK/OK, OK
KFY = Kiss For You
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT = Keep In Touch
KMA = Kiss My Ass
KWIM = Know What I Mean
KX = kiss
KYPO = Keep Your Pants On
L：
L8R = Later
LD = Long Distance
LDTTWA = Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LLTA = Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMK = Let Me Know
LOL = Laughing Out Loud/Lots Of Luck(Love)
LTIC = Laughing ’Til I Cry
LTNS = Long Time No See
LYL = Love Ya Lots
LYLAS = Love You Like A Sister
M：
M8T = Mate
MHOTY = My Hat’s Off To You
MM = Market Maker
MorF = Male or Female?
MOTD = Message Of The Day
MOTSS = Members Of The Same Sex
MTFBWY = May The Force Be With You
MWBRL = More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
N：
N = And/Know/Now
NAK = Nursing At Keyboard
NAZ = Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD = No Big Deal
NBIF = No Basis In Fact
NFI = No Fing Idea
NFW = No Fing Way
NIFOC = Nude In Front Of The Computer
NM = Never Mind
NMP = Not My Problem
NMU = Nothing Much You
NOYB = None Of Your Business
NP = No Problem
NQOCD = Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG = Energy
NRN = No Reply Necessary
NYCFS = New York City Finger Saluet
O：
OAUS = On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW = Oh, By The Way
OIC = Oh, I See
OICU = Oh, I See You
OMDB = Over My Dead Body
OMG = Oh My God/Oh My Gosh
OMIK = Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again
OOC = Out Of Character
OOTB = Out Of The Box/Out Of The Blue
OT = Off Topic
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OWTTE = Or Words To That Effect
OZ = stands for "Australia"
P：
PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEM = Privacy Enhanced Mail
Pic = Picture
PIMP = Peeing In My Pants
PITA = Pain In The Ass
PLS/PLZ = Please
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In
PO = Piss Off
POS = Parents Over Shoulder
POV = Point Of View
PPL = People
Pro = Professional
PS = By The Way/Photoshop
T：
TAH = Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL = There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU = Things Are Really Fed Up
TDTM = Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It
TFN = Thanks For Nothin’
THX/TX/THKS = Thanks
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIAIL = Think I Am In Love
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TLA = Three Letter Acronym
TLGO = The List Goes On
TM = Trust Me
TMI = Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI = There’s More Than One Way To Do It
TPTB = The Powers That Be
TSR = Totally Stuck in RAM
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
TTT = That’s The Ticket/To The Top
TTUL/TTYL = Talk To You Later
TWHAB = This Won’t Hurt A Bit
TY = Thank You
TYVM = Thank You Very Much
U：
U = You
UR = Your
U R = You are
unPC = unPolitically Correct
URYY4M = You Are Too Wise For Me
V：
VFM = Values For Money
VG = Very Good
W：
WAG = Wild Ass Guess
WAI = What An Idiot
WB = Welcome Back
WCA = Who Cares Anyway
WDYS = What Did You Say?
WDYT = What Do You Think?
WE = Whatever
WEG = Wicked Evil Grin
WG = Wicked Grin
WGAFF = Who Gives A Flying F
WIIFM = What’s In It For Me?
WIT = Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS = What in the F is this Sh
WOG = Wise Old Guy
Wot/Wut = What
WRT = With Respect To/With Regard To
WTF = What The F
WTG = Way To Go!
WTSDS = Where The Sun Don’t Shine
WYMM = Will You Marry Me
WYP = What’s Your Problem?
WYRN = What’s Your Real Name?
WYS = Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
WYT = Whatever You Think
X：
X U = Kiss You
Y：
Y = Why
Ya = You
YA = Yet Another
YAFIYGI = You Asked For It You Got It
YDKM = You Don’t Know Me
Yep/Yup = Yes
YGBK = You Gotta Be Kiddin’
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
YNK = You Never Know
YOYO = You’re On Your Own
YR = Yeah, Right
YSYD = Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT = You Telling The Truth?
YYSSW = Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
AFAIC = As Far As I’m Concerned
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFK = Away From Keyboard
AIAMU = And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle
AISI = As I See It
AKA = Also Known As
AMBW = All My Best Wishes
ANFAWFOWS = And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
AOTS = All Of The Sudden
ASAFP = As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
ATST = At The Same Time
AWGTHTGTTA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh Again
AYSOS = Are You Stupid Or Something
B：
B4 = Before
B4N = Bye For Now
BBFBBM = Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF = Be Back In A Few
BBL = Be Back Later
BBN = Bye Bye Now
BCNU = Be Seein’ You
BF = Boyfriend
BFD = Big Fing Deal
BFN = Bye For Now
BHOF = Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF = Basis In Fact
BITD = Back In The Day
Biz = Business
BM = Byte Me
BMOTA = Byte Me On The Ass
BNF = Big Name Fan
BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BR = Bathroom
BRB = Be Right Back
BRT = Be Right There
BS = Big Smile
BT = Byte This
BTDT = Been There Done That
BTSOOM = Beats The Sh Out Of Me
BTW = By The Way
BTWBO = Be There With Bells On
BWDIK = But What Do I Know?
BWO = Black, White or Other
C：
Cam = Web Camera
CIAO = Goodbye (in Italian)
CID = Consider It Done
CIO = Check It Out
CIS = CompuServe Information Service
CMF = Count My Fingers
Cof$ = Church of Scientology
CRAFT = Can’t Remember A Fing Thing
CRAWS = Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh
CSL = Can’t Stop Laughing
CTC = Choaking The Chicken
CU = See You
CUL/CYL/CUL8R = See You Later
CWYL = Chat With You Later
CYA = Cover Your Ass
D：
DBEYR = Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DD = Due Diligence
DDD = Direct Distance Dial
DETI = Don’t Even Think It
DGT = Don’t Go There
DHYB = Don’t Hold Your Breath
DIIK = Damned If I Known
DILLIGAD = Do I Look Like I Give A damn
DILLIGAS = Do I Look Like I Give A Sh
DKDC = Don’t Know Don’t Care
DL = Download
DLTM = Don’t Lie To Me
DQYDJ = Don’t Quit You’re Day Job
DRIB = Don’t Read If Busy
DS = Dunce Smiley
DYSTSOTT = Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E：
EG = Evil Grin
EOM = End Of Message
ESO = Equipment Smarter than Operator
F：
F2F/FTF = Face To Face
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question
FBKS = Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FE = For Example/Fatal Error
FF&PN = Fresh Fields And Pastures New
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FTASB = Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FT = Faint
FTL = Faster Than Light
FTTB = For The Time Being
FUBAR = Fed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB = Fed Up Beyond Belief
FUD = (Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FWIW = For What It’s Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
FYM = For Your Misinformation
G：
G2G = Got To Go
G8T/GR8 = Great
GAL = Get A Life
GDGD = Good,Good
GF = girlfriend
GG = Good Game/Gotta Go
GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST = Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
GL = Good Luck
GLYASDI = God Loves You And So Do I
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GNBLFY = Got Nothing But Love For You
GR&D = Grinning Running And Ducking
GRRRR = "Growling"
GSOAS = Go Sit On A Snake
GTG = Got To Go
GTGB = Got To Go, Bye
GTGP = Got To Go Pee
GTH = Go To Hell
GTSY = Glad To See Ya
GYPO = Get Your Pants OffBE A QUEEN.
H：
HAGO = Have A Good One
HAK = Hugs And Kisses
HB = Hurry Back
HD = Hold
HHO1/2K = Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK = Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HIOOC = Help! I’m Out Of Coffee
Howz = How is
HTH = Hope This (That) Helps
HUA = Heads Up Ace
HUYA = Head Up You’re a
I：
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IANAC = I Am Not A Crook
IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer
IBT = In Between Technology
IBTD = I Beg To Differ
IC = I See/In Character
IDGAF = I Don’t Give A F
IDGI = I Don’t Get It
IDK = I Don’t Know
IDKY = I Don’t Know You
IDST = I Didn’t Say That
IDTS = I Don’t Think So
IFAB = I Found A Bug
IFU = I Fed Up
IGGP = I Gotta Go Pee
IIIO = Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD = If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly
IIWM = If It Were Me
ILICISCOMK = I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILY = I Love You
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
INMP = It’s Not My Problem
INPO = In No Particular Order
IOH = I’m Outta Here
IOW = In Other Words
IRL = In Real Life
ISS = I Said So
ITM = In The Money
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
IYSS = If You Say So
J：
J/C = Just Checking
J/K = Just Kidding!
J/W = Just Wondering
JAFO = Just Another Fing Onlooker
K：
K/KK = OK/OK, OK
KFY = Kiss For You
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT = Keep In Touch
KMA = Kiss My Ass
KWIM = Know What I Mean
KX = kiss
KYPO = Keep Your Pants On
L：
L8R = Later
LD = Long Distance
LDTTWA = Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LLTA = Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMK = Let Me Know
LOL = Laughing Out Loud/Lots Of Luck(Love)
LTIC = Laughing ’Til I Cry
LTNS = Long Time No See
LYL = Love Ya Lots
LYLAS = Love You Like A Sister
M：
M8T = Mate
MHOTY = My Hat’s Off To You
MM = Market Maker
MorF = Male or Female?
MOTD = Message Of The Day
MOTSS = Members Of The Same Sex
MTFBWY = May The Force Be With You
MWBRL = More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
N：
N = And/Know/Now
NAK = Nursing At Keyboard
NAZ = Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD = No Big Deal
NBIF = No Basis In Fact
NFI = No Fing Idea
NFW = No Fing Way
NIFOC = Nude In Front Of The Computer
NM = Never Mind
NMP = Not My Problem
NMU = Nothing Much You
NOYB = None Of Your Business
NP = No Problem
NQOCD = Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG = Energy
NRN = No Reply Necessary
NYCFS = New York City Finger Saluet
O：
OAUS = On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW = Oh, By The Way
OIC = Oh, I See
OICU = Oh, I See You
OMDB = Over My Dead Body
OMG = Oh My God/Oh My Gosh
OMIK = Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again
OOC = Out Of Character
OOTB = Out Of The Box/Out Of The Blue
OT = Off Topic
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OWTTE = Or Words To That Effect
OZ = stands for "Australia"
P：
PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEM = Privacy Enhanced Mail
Pic = Picture
PIMP = Peeing In My Pants
PITA = Pain In The Ass
PLS/PLZ = Please
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In
PO = Piss Off
POS = Parents Over Shoulder
POV = Point Of View
PPL = People
Pro = Professional
PS = By The Way/Photoshop
T：
TAH = Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL = There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU = Things Are Really Fed Up
TDTM = Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It
TFN = Thanks For Nothin’
THX/TX/THKS = Thanks
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIAIL = Think I Am In Love
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TLA = Three Letter Acronym
TLGO = The List Goes On
TM = Trust Me
TMI = Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI = There’s More Than One Way To Do It
TPTB = The Powers That Be
TSR = Totally Stuck in RAM
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
TTT = That’s The Ticket/To The Top
TTUL/TTYL = Talk To You Later
TWHAB = This Won’t Hurt A Bit
TY = Thank You
TYVM = Thank You Very Much
U：
U = You
UR = Your
U R = You are
unPC = unPolitically Correct
URYY4M = You Are Too Wise For Me
V：
VFM = Values For Money
VG = Very Good
W：
WAG = Wild Ass Guess
WAI = What An Idiot
WB = Welcome Back
WCA = Who Cares Anyway
WDYS = What Did You Say?
WDYT = What Do You Think?
WE = Whatever
WEG = Wicked Evil Grin
WG = Wicked Grin
WGAFF = Who Gives A Flying F
WIIFM = What’s In It For Me?
WIT = Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS = What in the F is this Sh
WOG = Wise Old Guy
Wot/Wut = What
WRT = With Respect To/With Regard To
WTF = What The F
WTG = Way To Go!
WTSDS = Where The Sun Don’t Shine
WYMM = Will You Marry Me
WYP = What’s Your Problem?
WYRN = What’s Your Real Name?
WYS = Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
WYT = Whatever You Think
X：
X U = Kiss You
Y：
Y = Why
Ya = You
YA = Yet Another
YAFIYGI = You Asked For It You Got It
YDKM = You Don’t Know Me
Yep/Yup = Yes
YGBK = You Gotta Be Kiddin’
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
YNK = You Never Know
YOYO = You’re On Your Own
YR = Yeah, Right
YSYD = Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT = You Telling The Truth?
YYSSW = Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
