[Happy Moment] The Italian Man in Malta

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  This is so interesting..I laugh loudly.The pronunciation is so important to make a talk with others especially who are not native..It's so happened that the Italian man saied wrong words that wree bad meanings  to mix up others. haha....He forgot useing  right and suitable gesture language ..

I want to piss ..I want two piece ...hahah.

This is funny, I have to read the words though. The accent is a little bit hard to understand.
Accent sometimes can be a big problem. I sometimes make people around me confused too.

The problem is that we can't attached Youtube video to the Chinese forum, and we can't open the
Youtube link in China either. So I attached the same video from Tudou (土豆).



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One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna two piece in my plate."
She says: "You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.

Later.
I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fork."
She tells me: "Everybody wanna fuck."
I tell her: "You don't understand? I wanna the fork at the table."
She says: "You better not fuck at the table you son of a bitch!"

So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet."
He tell me: "To go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet on a bed."
He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."

I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch."
I'm gonna back to Italia, Arrivederci