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由网络神曲专业户The Lonely Island联手非洲裔美国歌手阿肯Akon演唱了SNL中的短剧，歌名为《I Just Had Sex》。
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坑爹神马的全上了。。。浮云啊浮云~~
歌词：
Sometimes ，something beautiful happens in this world
有些时候，你的世界发生了一些美妙的事情
You don't know how to express yourself so
你却不知道怎么表达你自己
You just gotta sing...
那就唱歌吧
I just had sex,
我刚做勒个爱
and it felt so good!
感觉太给力了
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
有个妹子居然让我进入她
I just had sex,
我刚做勒个爱
and I'll never go back to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
再也不用过处男生活了
Have you ever had sex?
你ML过吗
I have - it feel great!
我觉得真的挺带劲的
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
我JJ当时爽歪歪了
A girl let me do it - it literally just happened
我真的和一个女孩做了
Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest!
ML可以让最坑爹的人变成活雷锋
Never guess where I just came from - I had sex!
别问我在哪做的，反正就是做了
If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best!
如果真要形容的话，感觉好极了
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great!
当我ML时，我JJ爽歪歪了
And I called my parents right after I was done
我刚射完就立马给我爸妈打电话了
Oh hey, didn't see you there
嘿！ 你咋在这呢
guess what I just did!
知道我刚才ML时看到啥了吗
Had sex, undressed - saw her boobies and the rest
我看到她的咪咪了
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
我确定她是好心让你那么做
Nice of any girl ever
绝对是最棒的妹子
now sing!
为妹子呼呼吧
I just had sex, and it felt so good!
我刚做勒个爱 感觉太给力了
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
有个妹子居然让我进入她
I wanna tell the world!
我想告诉全世界
To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it (Doesn't really make sense)
说实话妹子让我做我还挺吃惊的 (没啥道理啊)
but man, screw it! I ain't one to argue with a good thing
但是，去TM的 我才不想知道为啥呢
She could be my wife (that good?)
她可能当我老婆 (有那么好？)
The best 30 seconds of my life!
那是我人生中最美妙的30秒
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
跟妹子ML其实我压力也很大
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
因为之前我只和一些乱七八糟的东西搞过
With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
一想到那些就感觉妹子实在太软 太香 太好了
Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
因为她还允许我穿戴着链子和高领毛衣
So this one's dedicated to them girls
所以为你的妹子精尽而亡吧
that let us flop around on top of them!
让妹子们高潮迭起吧
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
不管妹子离我们近或远，高或矮
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you!
我们都想谢谢你们的爱
She kept lookin' at her watch (doesn't matter have sex!)
妹子一直在看着表 (没关系，继续做)
But I cried the whole time (doesn't matter have sex!)
我一直痛苦流涕 (没关系，继续做)
I think she might've been a racist (doesn't matter have sex!)
我觉得她好像是种族主义者 (没关系，继续做)
She put a bag one my head (still counts!)
她居然在我头上戴了个套 (额...SM，继续做)
I just had sex, and my dreams came true!
我刚做勒个爱 我实现我的梦想了
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
如果你刚才在半小时里也ML了
Then you're qualified to sing with me!
那你就能和我一起唱
I just had sex, (everybody sing!)
我刚做勒个爱 (一起唱吧)
and it felt so good! (we all had sex!)
感觉太给力了 (我们一起嗨吧)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her! (I wanna tell the whole world!)
有个妹子竟然让我进入她 (我想告诉全世界)
I just had sex, and I'll never go back to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past (it felt so great...)
我刚做勒个爱 再也不用过处男生活了
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