我爹失去了一个可以实力宠爹的小闺女
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尴尬,我见过招CP,收娃,收徒的,还没见过招爹的,
然而,我,今天,就是来招爹的……
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_e1f815584173012724e61787fbe1e.jpg)
我看到我师傅实力宠她的新闺女,我酸了
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_09791558416331d7536acf5670bd0.jpg)
我觉得自己需要一个宠闺女的爹
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_bba2155841629713f2b25878a8a68.jpg)
我有一个哥,他在沙发
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_5ebd15584156586f2594f4bffd05c.jpg)
所以,如果我有了爹,你并不会多个儿子
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_09011558416583518967542c74c8d.jpg)
因为,我哥他自己有爹
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_9a4d1558415772360f5369db70210.jpg)
妈哒,他自己有爹,但是他非让我带着他来招爹
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_d8781558416131caf3876ea892563.jpg)
我未来的爹,
我很菜,并没有啥技能
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_78ee155841624010ae9a78e51548a.jpg)
唯一的闪光点,可能大概也许是我亮晶晶闪瞎眼的勋章?
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_79b115584160163ff10f77854c8b1.gif)
我未来的爹,你要是成了我的爹
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_99ae15584164656eda1bfa774266a.jpg)
emm……,你的勋章,还是得靠你自己
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_96a11558416757753983243015ff9.jpg)
但是,我可以让你摸摸我的勋章
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_164215584159072abd3ce6ea3a320.jpg)
所谓近朱者赤近墨者黑
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_d0001558417495ca7608f09029da1.jpg)
摸多了我的勋章,也许,可能,大概,你就一本满足了捏
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_18001558416131e15e43ee2e197ed.jpg)
我未来的爹,
其实我还有一个技能,我会讲相声啊!
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_1acf155841667404d1bb4e60ec89a.jpg)
我哥是10.0版的我
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_fdc01558416809b03bdd16e5ea770.jpg)
所以我们俩凑一起,能让你哈哈哈一整天
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_861e1558417161da6403eb8fdc2f7.gif)
我的爹爹,你在哪里,你听到你闺女我深情的呼唤了嘛
![黄道吉日,招爹失败,散场,妈哒,被占了一排的便宜](https://pp.lanyin.net/118851/photo/Mon/2019/05/75427_c3e515584172192b71cd0b459e318.jpg)