搞笑的英文广告词~~
[align=left][backcolor=#000000][table=610][tr][td][backcolor=#ffffff][table=600][tr][td]01.Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]02.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]03.Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]04.Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
[/td][/tr][tr][td]05.Every man should marry. After all， happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]06.The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]07.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)
[/td][/tr][tr][td]08.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]09.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]11.“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]13.“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk？ ”
努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]14.“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!"
工作好有意思耶！尤其是看着别人工作.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]15.God made relatives；Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
[/td][/tr][tr][td]16.When two‘s company， three‘s the result！
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
[/td][/tr][tr][td]17.A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]18.The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多；忘记的越多，忘记的越多；知道的越少，为什么学来着？
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钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]02.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]03.Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]04.Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
[/td][/tr][tr][td]05.Every man should marry. After all， happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]06.The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]07.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)
[/td][/tr][tr][td]08.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]09.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]11.“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]13.“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk？ ”
努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]14.“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!"
工作好有意思耶！尤其是看着别人工作.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]15.God made relatives；Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
[/td][/tr][tr][td]16.When two‘s company， three‘s the result！
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
[/td][/tr][tr][td]17.A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
[/td][/tr][tr][td]18.The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多；忘记的越多，忘记的越多；知道的越少，为什么学来着？
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